Final Days
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!~Oscar Wilde
Wilde spent the remainder of his life in Paris[1], making a living from royalties collected from photos of himself in his nude days, which thanks to his fame proved popular sellers indeed. During this time, he continued to write limericks. Most of these were not published, but many have been recovered from stalls in public Parisian water closets, although many anthologies of these writings contain many dubiously Wildean scrawlings.
Wilde, playing that part of Wimpy in
a production of Popeye — Blastoff!.
During this time, Wilde also began acting in secret under a pseudonym, occasionally even in his own plays. Wilde was a talented writer, poet, and playwright, but a talented actor he was not. He was booed off the stage on more than one occasion, and after the horror that was his performance in Carmen[2] was rarely granted speaking roles.
Wilde died in a hotel in Paris (in the Latin Quarter) in 1900, where he had been living under an assumed name. Details of his death can be found from the New York Times archive, where it is reported on in this article. The article appears as a teaser, with a downloadable pdf availiable via a link on the page. Wilde's death was rumored suicide, but was in fact of meningitis.
Oscar Wilde was first and foremost an author, but the various adventures taken during his tragically short life merit mention as well. Wilde's full anthology contains a startling variety of poetry and technical writing, as well as mathematical papers, comic strips, drawings and sketches, and a noteworthy collection of works written in languages other than English, including French, Yiddish, and Latin, both pig and regular. Luckily, many of these works can still be read, thanks to readily-available pig-Latin translators. This fully-featured translator provides facilities to translate from and to English, making it an essential tool for the Wilde enthusiast.
In fact, Wilde's final written piece, a short story about a man and his turkey entitled Suspendisse viverra, is written entirely in Latin:
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Isquequay ullanay. Uspendissesay iverravay, eolay onnay osuerepay auctorway, ibhnay edepay incidunttay ellustay, egetway ommodocay aurismay estway inway urnaway. Inway nditblay
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In 2000, artist Leon Johnson held a ceremony, entitled "Re-membering Wilde," to replace the genetalia which had been stolen from the sculpted male angel adorning Wilde's gravesite with a silver-cast prothesis.
1 This is actually true, but only on accident.
2As Carmen.
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