Emos suck. Not quite as bad as cancer though.

Picture this situation. You come home from class, walk in the door, kick off your shoes, get a sandwich, and do whatever else it is before you, like any other person these days, sits down on their computer to do whatever. You turn on your monitor, and there is the stretched out anus of what appears to be a 40 year old man on your desktop. You change it, and find that all of your MP3s have been replaced with the soundtracks to various hardcore erotica, and your videos with what appears to be a german shepard mounting a woman before you quickly shut it off, cursing.

You then quickly make good and sure than this will never happen again.

Welcome to Project Goat-Prawn: Wardriving for network security.

Operation Goat-Prawn is currently exceeding expectations. Keep up the good work.

Warning:

We are beginning to expand too fast. I cannot keep up with tracking our results, (which up until I complained about it, weren't coming in at all). If this keeps up, I will have to appoint regional directors. In other news, projected numbers for the end of the month are somewhere in the neighbourhood of 750. At this rate of growth and success, we may break 5000 by the summer.

Commendations go to Stolen Orgasm, Gruumsh, and Slobbery Tofu for their work on their respective regions.

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